I’ve read a lot of news today, and the best headline (by far) is:
McMaster scientists turn skin into blood
This headline alone allowed me to Google image search “skinblood” “skinjection” “sexy blood party” “eyejection”
and got me thinking about eggs made out of skin (for portability), layers of skin growing under my eyelids, and transforming a head of hair into thin, pasta-y strips of flesh.
Have you read the rest of the news? None of it’s good. But the world that didn’t make the news? Excellent!
Writing all day and Chinese food with forks. Headphones, switching from Darjeeling to Oolong, planning for mangoshakes. Grade: A.